Sen. Lindsey Graham Dropped an F-Bomb

Sen. Lindsey Graham Dropped an F-Bomb


A LOT GOING ON IN THE NEWS. LET’S JUMP RIGHT INTO IT. THERE IS EVEN MORE FALLOUT FROM
THE SPECIAL COUNSEL’S RUSSIA REPORT. LAST NIGHT IT WAS REVEALED THAT
ROBERT MUELLER SENT A LETTER TO DONALD TRUMP’S ATTORNEY GENERAL
WILLIAM BARR CRITICIZING BARR HE’S SUMMARY OF THE REPORT AS
BEING OVERLY FAVORABLE TO TRUMP. IT IS ALMOST LIKE THE GUY TRUMP
SPECIFICALLY HIRED WAS BIASED SHOW. (LAUGHTER)
WHAT? MUELLER’S LETTER SAID BARR HE’S
SUMMARY CREATED QUOTE PUBLIC CONFUSION ABOUT ASPECTS OF THE
RESULTS OF OUR INVESTIGATION TO WHICH BARR SAID YEAH, EXACTLY,
YEAH. (LAUGHTER)
THE SPECIAL COUNSEL ALSO SAID THAT BARR’S FOUR PAGE SUMMARY
DID NOT CAPTURE THE CONTEXT OF THE FULL MUELLER REPORT. THIS IS LIKE THE PRESIDENTIAL
EQUIVALENT OF THE BOOK WAS WAY BETTER THAN THE MOVIE. YOU KNOW? PEOPLE WERE SO UPSET ABOUT ALL
OF THIS THAT THE HASHTAG IMPEACH BARR WAS TRENDING ON TWITTER
LAST NIGHT IT WAS EVERYWHERE. TWITTER HASN’T GONE AFTER A BARR
LIKE THIS SINCE ROSANNE. (LAUGHTER)
BUT IF BARR WERE EVER IMPEACHED, IF BARR WERE EVER IMPEACHED HE
COULD ALWAYS GO BACK TO HIS OLD JOB, BEING THE FATHER HARRY
POTTER NEVER WANTED. (LAUGHTER)
AND THEN TODAY TO CONFUSE MATTERS EVEN MORE ATTORNEY
GENERAL BARR TESTIFIED IN FRONT OF A SENATE COMMITTEE AND SAID
THAT HE HAD A PHONE CALL WITH ROBERT MUELLER WHERE MUELLER
DESCRIBED BARR’S SUMMARY AS NOT INACCURATE. HE CLAIMS MUELLER SAID IT WAS
NOT INACCURATE. I MEAN THIS IS TURNING INTO A
REAL HE SAID, HE SAID, HE SAID, HE SAID– WHAT I AM SAYING IS
THERE IS NOT A LOT OF WOMEN IN THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION. (LAUGHTER)
THE ATTORNEY GENERAL TESTIFIED UNDER OATH, SO IF HE IS LYING,
HE WOULD HAVE TO ANSWER TO THE HIGHEST LAW ENFORCEMENT IN THE
LAND WHICH IS THE ATTORNEY GENERAL– I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. I GET IT. I GET IT. SO IN SUMMARY, THE SUMMARY ISN’T
ACCURATE BUT IT IS ALSO NOT INACCURATE SO REALLY IT ISN’T
NOT NOT ACCURATE WHILE BEING INACCURATE. I MEAN NOT, NOT– YOU KNOW, I AM
GOING TO MOVE BACK TO ENGLAND. I’M’S GOING TO– BUT THINGS GOT
REALLY WEIRD AT ANOTHER POINT DURING THE HEARING, REPUBLICAN
SENATOR LYNDE GRAHAM READ SOME TEXT MESSAGES AND ENDED UP
DROPPING AN F BOMB ON LIVE TV. HAVE A LOOK.>>TRUMP IS A [BLEEP] IDIOT, AND
CAN’T PROVIDE A COHERENT ANSWER, SORRY TO THE KIDS OUT THERE.>>James: IT IS SO FRESH
REFRESHING TO FINALLY HEAR A POLITICIAN TELL THE TRUTH, ISN’T
IT? LINDSEY GRAHAM ENDED HIS COMMENT
WITH SORRY TO THE KIDS OUT THERE, WHICH WAS IMPORTANT
BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW KIDS JUST CAN’T KEEP THEIR EYES OFF SENATE
JUDICIARY COMMITTEE HEARINGS. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN MY EIGHT
YEAR OLD SON THIS MORNING. HE WAS LIKE DAD, I’M GOING TO
EAT THESE CHEERIOS BUT LET ME SEE HOW THIS PLAYS OUT. MOVING ON IN OTHER NEWS,
FACEBOOK JUST MADE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. THEY REROLLING OUT A NEW DATING
FEATURE IN THE UNITED STATES CALLED SECRET CRUSH THAT LETS
YOU EXPRESS A ROMANTIC INTEREST IN YOUR FACEBOOK CONNECTION. FINALLY SOMETHING CREEPIER ON
FACEBOOK THAN THAT COUSIN WE ALL HAVE WHO IS WAY TOO INTO DISNEY,
YOU KNOW? (LAUGHTER)
ADAM, ARE YOU AT DISNEYLAND AGAIN, WHAT? WHY? YOU ARE 55. AND FINALLY, HERE THE STORY FROM
MY HOMELAND, SCIENTISTS IN SUFFOLK, ENGLAND WERE RECENTLY
TESTING FRESH WATER SHRIMP FOR CHEMICALS AND THEY MADE A
SHOCKING DISCOVERY. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE SHRIMP
TESTED POSITIVE FOR COCAINE. YEAH. A SHRIMP IS NOT THE ANIMAL I
WOULD EXPECT TO TEST POSITIVE FOR COCAINE. A HAMSTER MAYBE, A WOODPECKER,
DEFINITELY. A SHRIMP, I DON’T SEE IT. I DON’T– IT IS SURPRISING. SHRIMP USUALLY JUST STICK TO
COCKTAILS. (LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE) YOU KNOW WHAT, NOW I THINK ABOUT
IT, RIGHT, WE’RE ALL SHOCKED ABOUT THIS, BUT THE SIGNS THAT
SHRIMPS WERE ON COULD CANE, THEY’VE BEEN COCAINE, IT THEY
HAVE BEEN THERE ALL ALONG. IF YOU JUST WATCH THEM CLOSELY
ENOUGH, SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT IT. (APPLAUSE)
I KNEW IT.

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